Jay

( Since this would only be funny to people who have seen Rescue Me )

I like my women Opera. [ my.opera.com/eskils ]

Last Friday, someone wanted to know "Where Do All of the Old Programmers Go?" [ http://ask.slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=05/12/16/1833210&tid=156&tid=187&tid=4 ]. Warner Brothers has the answer. They become hXc 1337 haxors for banking companies and hax the people who rob banks and stuff.

If you read this in the Pablo Francisco voice it's probably more humorous.

Coming soon from Warner Brothers, Harrison Ford is Jack Stanfield aka |-|4|250|\| |=012|), an over 40 year old programmer....in an Airforce One meets Hackers film. His family has been held hostage, and he has two choices: be haxed or hax back. *dun dun.....dun dun* OMG!!!11!!11!111! *big explosion* NOOOOOOOO.

Firewall Movie [dontbother] http://firewallmovie.warnerbros.com [/dontbother]

Trailer [ 500k] [ 56k ]

Larry Donald Little: September 6 1944 - September 27 2005
The days themselves aren't as important as what was done with them. And I'll probably be posting something else later.

Just to let anyone know who reads this...since there isn't any other reason to write things in here. The estimate up until today for the time before my dad passes away was about 10 months. That has changed from 10 months to 2 weeks. That's all. Oh wait, I got a job at the acomp helpdesk at usf. That's really all.

( this is depressing enough to go on deadjournal )

Anyways....
Woo free opera for today according to download.com and opera.com...

Note: For one day only, you can get an ad-free version of Opera. Simply e-mail registerme@opera.com to obtain a registration code. This offer is valid from 12 a.m. Tuesday, August 30 to 12 a.m. Wednesday, August 31 2005 (PDT).

I did some computer service today. When I got to the client's house, I realized I had a flat tire. I've heard my Cobalt LT exactly two weeks....I got my license plate yesterday. The tire must have gone flat yesterday at Lakewood or on 275 or on us19 or something. I freaked out of course. Well not really I placed the "uh, i'm stupid and have a flat tire and didn't notice before just now" So GM roadside assistance came about an hour later....a computer was fix and another had to come back with me for reinstallation. I'll probably have to buy a new tire. At least Christy managed to be optimistic in a couple ways.

That's not the bad part of the day though. For the past couple months my dad has been very ill. He's gone to lots of doctors and no one can seem to figure out what is wrong with him. Any movement hurts. He's at a hospital now. He left at 2pm with my mom. They waited until about 5:30 or 6 to get to see anyone. He's staying there overnight and he's getting a cat scan now. They've around found a few things to fix. My mom should be home in another hour or so.

I got accepted into the MSN Mobile beta so I can get directions and update my msn spaces thing from my pda or phone...

SG1, Atlantis, BSG.

blank.

Time to express my frustration the only way I know how....in my Livejournal.

Anyways, this is the latest thing.
Describe what happened when Firefox crashed(optional):
HEY LOOK A NEW AWESOME FEATURE IN FIREFOX
Accidently start to select some text in the address bar, then instead of selecting it, drag it into the search bar....and CRASH FF

I'm done now. But I only forsee updates like this.

( just doing this for comments )

( Using one of those hiding things only because I can. )

I saw a Welch's juice commercial. A little male is doing the commercials instead of that neveraging girl from a few years back. At any rate, at the end of the commercial they always put a focus on some random flavor of drink. This commercial's was "passion fruit." Since I'm sheltered, I didn't know what passion fruit was, and I didn't think it was something a kid should be eating. I googled it. I'm just asking for trouble when I google anything. Luckily, "passion fruit" isn't passionate enough to make its way into porn site listings within the first few pages.

On another note,
The Sound and the Fury is in need of Diskeeper 9.0 .

Word around the office is...

"I got a Valentine's Day card from my girl. It said, 'Take my heart! Take my arms! Take my lips!' Which is just like her. Keeping the best part for herself." - Robert Orben

Happy Valentine's day...

Disfunctional Family Circus Cartoons

Well I never update this anymore. Sort of how I never update www.sharepointblogs.com/sjlittle either even though I did the other day.




Yes, 92%. I owned it. I get an A...even on the nerdy test.

Today was really tiring.
I got out of bed really late because my alarm clock has broken and I cannot afford a new one at the moment.

I feel unusual because my antidepressants are making me hairy.

Last night I had to finish my term paper on the history of pre-communist Russian society. I focussed on the needs of women. I think it's ok, but if I don't pass this I'll lose my scholarship.

I want to tell the world i suck

I am updating this journal for the first time in ages, because I've been in prison.

Today, I got a digital camera! Yes! Here's some photos of my cock.

I want to say thanks to meh

I went to the doctor yesterday, and he said I have bipolar disorder, and a healthy imagination.

You should all do this quiz! It's amazingly accurate. You just put in your name and birthday, and it will tell you who you're sexually compatible with.

own thoughts, what are those

That's enough for now. But I'll leave you with this thought - sharing your life with strangers on the internet is the cheapest form of therapy available. Leave a comment and tell me I'm beautiful.

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Laptop Weight: 7.2lbs
7.2 pounds = 3.26586506 kilograms
F=ma
F=3.26586506kg*9.8m/s^2
F ~= 32N // ouch


Lesson: an i8600 can take 32N no problem

I get an im request today from a person who I've never seen before. I've go not idea who this is but I feel almost proud of myself for managing to piss someone off by putting something into my profile that someone else said.

civicracerh22a: u unsenseless bastard
unuselessj: huh?
civicracerh22a: the good thing that comes outa canada is the humunhus shit logs
civicracerh22a: "Sadly, programmers are particulally endangered due to their inability to mate in captivity.... or anywhere else!"
- /. post
civicracerh22a: UR A FUCKING RETARD
unuselessj: huh?
civicracerh22a: how do ur sun glasses fit?
civicracerh22a: well arent u a unflushed turd
civicracerh22a: stinky fuck
unuselessj: who in the hell are you sir?
civicracerh22a: indeed u r truly a fuckin fagget

And so concludes that.

I figure it's time for another fortune cookie.

"Do you know that the busiest person has the largest amount of time?"
This one really helps with the idea of fortune cookies making sense when "in bed" is added to the end of them.

Sloth and I made this first verse of my theme song:
Yo my names Jay
and I'm the hairy distraction
I know this awesome guy named sloth
and he needs some satisfaction
There are dozens of whores
who still won't give us any action
thank god we're both wicked smart
and of porn we've been stashin'

That was more important than any flvs work apparently.